This I have to share …..
A man was in court and the defense attorney said to him, ‘While you were lying there at the scene of the accident, didn’t someone come up to you and ask you how you were feeling? And didn’t you answer that you had never felt better in your life?’
He said, ‘Yes, I guess I remember that happening.’
Well later on re-direct, another lawyer was asking the questions, and he said, ‘What were the circumstances when you gave that answer as to how you felt?’
He said, “I was lying there and a car came up and a deputy sheriff got out. My horse was neighing with pain and kicking and he had two broken legs. The deputy sheriff put the gun in his ear and put the horse out of his misery. My dog had a broken back and was whining with pain, and he went over and did…
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