Totally accurate in Trump’s mind … what can you expect after all that “weight” his mind is under?
By Aaron Nemo in the USA:
How Donald Trump Sees The Globe
A delusional billionaire’s perception of a world map.
Over the centuries, countless cartographers have dedicated their lives to tirelessly assembling an accurate representation of our globe. Ignore those idiots: It’s Trump time! Feast your eyes upon our estimation of the ultimate map as perceived by the lone presidential candidate ever to utter the phrase, “Somebody’s doing the raping.”
Trump, formerly the United States of America, is the world’s largest and best country. It’s downright huge (pronounced “yuge”). The country now known as Climate Change Is a Hoax, which is losing 90 miles of cubic ice each year, is named after The Donald’s stance on global warming.
Vacation is a great place to take a trip, but make sure to fly there as opposed to driving. You wouldn’t want to get a flat tire in Rape.
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