Puerto Rico was & continued to be in a very tough position … don’t expect it to get any better!! Ricky ‘Juan Bobo’ … governor-elect!
Ricky “Juan Bobo” Roselló wasted no time in announcing his master plan for Puerto Rico. In a Univisión interview yesterday, flanked by his wife and dog named Tennessee, the governor-elect opened a can of surprises for the entire world.
His energy plan is a 2,000 mile undersea gas pipeline from Texas to San Juan which would cost over $60 billion. This would “help Puerto Ricans in the long run,” but Juan Bobo did not explain how.
His tourism plan is to turn Guayama into “a world class spiritualist and recreation center” where rich North Americans can chase men, women and ghosts, then deduct the entire trip under Trump’s new tax plan.
Ricky “Juan Bobo” Roselló, with his wife and dog Tennessee
His technology plan is to partner with the Financial Control Board, and use their subpoena power on the mayor of Lajas. According to Bobo, “Mayor Irizarry is hiding an…
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