“She decided to free herself, dance into the wind, create a new language. And birds fluttered around her, writing “yes” in the sky.”
“Some birds are not meant to be caged, that’s all. Their feathers are too bright, their songs too sweet and wild. So you let them go, or when you open the cage to feed them they somehow fly out past you. And the part of you that knows it was wrong to imprison them in the first place rejoices, but still, the place where you live is that much more drab and empty for their departure.”
Believe it or not, just a few years ago I was a mild-mannered person who rarely engaged in being snarky, or bouts of temper … yeah, right, who do I think I’m kidding? Anyway, today I find that I have plenty of little snippets upon which to unload my snark.
Trump vs CNN – round #14
On Monday, little Donnie took umbrage … again … over CNN’s coverage of his _____________ (fill in the blank). Could have been his proposed tariffs on imports from Mexico, could have been his meddling in the affairs of the UK, or perhaps his juvenile criticisms of London Mayor Sadiq Khan, or any number of other things he has done or said.
CNN is not alone in critiquing Trump’s words and actions, and they are not alone in drawing Trump’s ire, for he has frequently called out the New York Times and The Washington…
For Drumpf to be such a vain son of a gun, he really has let his less than flattering looks go on display as of late. Donald showed up unannounced at McLean Bible Church, supposedly to “pray” for the victims of the recent shooting in Virginia.
He walked on stage in khakis, a polo, and a jacket, and that hair of his was an absolute sight to behold as he held his golf hat in his hands.
But before we even had a chance to contain our collective laughter, yet another image of the Trumpster made its rounds today that had us all in fits of giggles all over again.
While attending the royal state banquet hosted by Queen Elizabeth II, Drumpf was bursting out of his shirt.
The Donald was dressed in the typical black-tie attire, including a tailcoat, waistcoat, and bow tie.
And for someone that claims to only weigh 239 pounds, the buttons on that get up are SCREAMING.
In the photos that are quickly making the rounds, much to the Donald’s disdain we’re sure, you can actually see the material straining against his body as the poor little buttons hold on for dear life. The front of his tailcoat doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell at coming anywhere near closed, either. And the tailcoat as a whole seems extremely too short on his rotund figure.