IOWA Caycus disaster … ‘Here are the real reasons why the Democratic caucus results are taking so long to get released.’
The Democratic caucus election in Iowa took place yesterday, and, as of this moment, the results have not yet been released. Many people are blaming the Russians, but it’s clear that the Russians must have interfered in the Republican caucus to get Donald Trump quickly and easily elected there. Here are the real reasons why the Democratic caucus results are taking so long to get released.
1. An Asian-looking guy sneezed in a results counting room, causing an immediate evacuation of 6 surrounding counties.
2. The Iowa caucus was hacked by New Hampshire, long jealous of Iowa’s first-in-the-nation voting status.
3. It took 17 hours 42 minutes just to explain how the caucus voting works.
4. Because the Iowa caucuses work by determining viable candidates, delays were caused due to having to get a doctor’s opinion on whether 78-year-old Bernie Sanders and 77-year-old Joe Biden are actually viable.
5. No…
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