Shaken, Not Stirred


RIP … Sean Connery!! … “Sean Connery was the coolest, smoothest man to ever play Bond. Maybe my problem with Bond is that while growing up, they were making them with Roger Moore.”

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As you’re probably aware, unless this is your first visit to Claytoonz.com, is that I HATE obituary cartoons…for the most part. But, I do acknowledge how much readers…and editors…love them.

I tweeted out, “A thump to the head to the first cartoonist who draws St. Peter serving a martini, shaken, not stirred.” You are going to see that cartoon. What’s worse than some cartoonist thinking it up and drawing it? The cartoonist who gets the idea from my tweet.

Right after that tweet, I thought of this and it actually made me laugh. So I cranked it out real quick. And I got to make myself laugh while giving editors something MOST won’t be afraid of.

I was never a James Bond fan. I didn’t hate it either. For me, it was always meh. I did think the Roger Craig…wait…that’s a football player. DANIEL Craig! That’s his name. Anyway…I thought…

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Marc Anthony Urges Puerto Ricans to ‘Vote Him Out’ in New Anti-Trump Ad


This is the man!! … #Boricua Pride … PUERTO RICO!!

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A report from Billboard.

Marc Anthonyhas an important message for his fellow Puerto Rican community in a new ad published by the political action committee The Lincoln Project on Friday (Oct. 30).

“Puerto Ricans came together to rebuild because we are strong and resilient,” he says in the ad. “Puerto Ricans deserve better than Trump because we are better than Trump, better than his contempt, better than his neglect, better than his lies.”

Referring to Hurricane Maria, which hit the island in September 2017 and left nearly 1.4 million without power and a reported death toll of 2,975, the Puerto Rican salsa singer urges everyone to join him and “vote him out.”

“On November 3rd, Puerto Ricans will send [President] Trump a clear message,” he adds. “We remember the lies. We remember the disrespect. We remember you left too many of us to die.”

The Lincoln Projectelaborates…

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At the End of the Day …. “💫 ‘Daylight Savings – Fall Back’ 💫 …. “!!


~~October 31, 2020~~

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

Daylight saving time (DST), also daylight savings time or daylight time (the United States and Canada) and summer time (United Kingdom, European Union, and others), is the practice of advancing clocks during warmer months so that darkness falls later each day according to the clock.

The typical implementation of DST is to set clocks forward by one hour in the spring (“spring forward“) and set clocks back by one hour in autumn (“fall back“) to return to standard time.

In other words, there is one 23-hour day in late winter or early spring and one 25-hour day in the autumn.

~~Wikipedia~~

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#AtTheEndOfTheDay #LifesADance #FacebookPage #DaylightSavingsTimes #FallBack #UnitedStates #SummerTime #SetClocksBack #OneHour

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Blue Moon …. “🎃👻 ‘Halloween Full Moon’ 👻🎃 …. “!!


~~October 31, 2020~~

HALLOWEEN FULL BLUE MOON

“Once in a blue moon” is a common expression that has been used for a long time, and which means ‘not very often,’ or ‘very rarely.’

It often refers to an extra full moon; however, it has been used to describe the way the moon actually looked, when for different reasons it had turned a blueish color.

~Wikipedia~

#BlueMoon #October31 #HalloweenMoon #SecondFullMoonInMonth #InSeventySixYears #PreFullMoon #EmotionalTides #OnceInABlueMoon

#WeAllAreOne #ItIsWhatItIs #DrRex #HortyRex #hrexachwordpress

~~Published October 17, 2020~~

What is a Blue Moon? Fun Facts about the Halloween Blue Moon

This upcoming Halloween (2020) is going to be a monthly Blue Moon. A seasonal Blue Moon is when four Full Moons happen within the same season. The moon can appear in different colors depending on atmospheric conditions and astronomical events. In this video, we talk about the Moon looking blue, orange, and red. The Moon can look blue if there is a lot of dust or smoke particles in the atmosphere.

When the Moon is near the horizon, it can appear to have an orangish color. During a total lunar eclipse, the Moon can look a dark reddish color.

Fun Facts: A Full Moon on Halloween is always a Blue Moon A Blue Moon can never happen in February This Blue Moon on Halloween will be near Apogee, making the Moon look 10% dimmer than a typical Full Moon.

Turd In A Turret


Indeed … and I will be following!! … “Things are about go get insane over the next week…and may remain that way for a while. Hang in there and remember, I’ll be here dropping these cartoon bombs and columns throughout.”

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No long blog today because I need to prepare for my trip tomorrow. But, I’m going to make it up to you on Monday with a long blog post. You’ll see.

As for this, I had to look up “turret.” As in, I had to Google what those castle tower thingies are called.

Laura, my proofer, gave me a turret story this morning after reading today’s cartoon.

Laura was walking on a college campus once at night with a friend. Apparently, this college had turrets because her friend said, “Look at all the turrets.” Laura looked down at her feet in horror and said,”Where?” And he said, “Turrets! TurrETS. Not turds.”

And that, my dear readers, is how today’s blog got its name.

Things are about go get insane over the next week…and may remain that way for a while. Hang in there and remember, I’ll be here dropping these…

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Tucker’s Lost Conspiracy


Leave Hunter alone!! He’s not in the race … it’s all a HOAX, right?

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You gotta be careful with where you put those conspiracies. They’re like car keys…or that one missing sock. Where’d it go? For me, it’s batteries. I’ll buy a pack of 20 batteries then when the remote dies, I can’t find the batteries. I go insane hunting for them until I finally give up and buy another package which also can’t be found six months later. I bet Hunter Biden’s taking them.

For the past few years, Rudy Giuliani has been on a Hunter Biden snipe hunt in Ukraine. And just like a real snipe hunt, Rudy hasn’t caught shit.

A snipe hunt is what you do to get the kids out of your hair while camping or hanging out with friends. You send the kids on a snipe hunt so you and the rest of the adults can get hammered or do whatever it is you don’t want the kids…

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