T.G.I.F.: It’s Been A Long Week


Long week indeed!! … easier said than done!! … ““The thing to do is step back from it. You have to quit hitting ‘refresh,’ Carson said. “You can distract yourself. … Go do something different. If you can put the phone down, that’s wonderful.”

Live & Learn

Look away, America. For your own good, look away. Everything will still be there when you come back. Even once the vote counting’s done, there’ll be the recounting, and the tag-along lawsuits.

So take a walk, take a breath, take a break from the election drama unspooling at a pace better suited to a garden slug than an advanced nation’s sophisticated vote-counting system. So, psychologists say, maybe you should get off the smartphone, get back to work, and get some perspective…

“One of the things that happens with uncertainty is we often don’t think realistically about the outcome, and we tend to think catastrophically. So, you’re already thinking that if your candidate loses it’s going to be awful, it’s going to be unbearable, it’ll be disastrous,” said psychologist Shelley Carson. “We overestimate how this event — or any event — is going to affect our happiness in the future.” …

The…

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You’re Fired


Hey, hey!! …“Dude, get the fuck out of here. The toadies, the followers, the sycophants, the cult, and the MAGAts are screaming and crying that the guy who asked Russia if they were listening in 2016 and asked Ukraine for help in 2019 is now being cheated.” … gimme a break!!

claytoonz

cjones11102020

There’s a line in The 40-Year-Old Virgin that has come to my mind. It is, “Dude, get the fuck out of here.”

The toadies, the followers, the sycophants, the cult, and the MAGAts are screaming and crying that the guy who asked Russia if they were listening in 2016 and asked Ukraine for help in 2019 is now being cheated.

The cult is upset that the bulk of mail-in ballots are heavy in Joe Biden’s favor, forgetting that they didn’t vote early or by mail. They’re forgetting their cultist leader told them not to vote early.

The cult is forgetting that it’s not unique to take days to count ballots. They don’t understand election day ballots were counted first in most locations. Because of this, a come-from-behind victory for Joe Biden in Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Georgia look funny. They’re calling fraud. They believe it’s fraud that all ballots are…

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The Late Show …. “🇺🇸 ‘Paula White – I Hear a Sound of Victory’ 🇺🇸 …. “!!


~~November 6, 2020~~

SPIRITUAL ADVISOR PAULA WHITE

I really think there’s not much I need to say .. the video speaks for itself. I saw the ‘real’ version on Twitter but Steve and his team have outdone themselves!!

Here’s how Paula – from Orlando, Florida – prays for election victory.

My words can’t describe her style. Take a look!

HortyRex©

~ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE~

Paula Michelle White-Cain is an American preacher, author, televangelist and exponent of prosperity theology, a controversial religious belief which claims that material prosperity is a sign of God’s grace.

White became chair of the evangelical advisory board in Donald Trump’s administration. 

~Wikipedia~

~~Published November 6, 2020~~

The now infamous Paula White prayer for Trump, as remixed by the sound and image wizards at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

Lies, Lawsuits, Threat of Domestic Terrorism and the 25th Amendment: Vice President Pence, Have You no Decency?


WORD!! … “enough is enough. It is time for this malfeasance to end. Right now Vice President Pence has it in his power to make it end. He is the only person who could legally do that right now. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have the moral courage to do it, nor does he have the character to do it.”

The Inglorius Padre Steve's World

Trump, Bannon, Gosar, and the absent Pence

Friends of Padre Steve’s World,

If Vice President Mike Pence had any decency, sense of right or wrong, or any hint that he was a Christian other than going to church and occasionally speaking in pious platitudes, he would invoke the 25th Amendment and with a majority of the Cabinet remove President Trump from office. It is the only way left for him to salvage any honor he has left and maybe save the country from bloodshed in the process. Unfortunately, I do not think that he has the moral courage to do so.

I say that because of the immense destructive potential remaining in Donald Trump. In addition to unleashing unsubstantiated lawsuits in states where the vote count is not yet final, he conducted a Press Conference in which he uttered so many lies and demonstrated falsehoods about the election that it…

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The Late Show …. “🇺🇸 ‘Steven Colbert is All the Sane People in America’ 🇺🇸 …. “!!


~~November 6, 2020~~

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS 2020

The time has come for America to switch gears. Normally in previous elections in my lifetime, there’s a peaceful transfer of power after the people decide.

In this cycle, there’s a monster, human sack of dung sitting (illegally) in the Oval.

Steven expressed the feelings of the sane people in America. As I watched, my heart skipped a beat and I got chills.

At least, I feel just as Steven does.

HortyRex©

Trump repeatedly lied to his constituents heading into Election Day, falsely claiming that mail-in ballots would be illegal and an attempt to steal the election away from him.

The president doubled down on those claims in his briefing room appearance.

“If you count the legal votes, I easily win,” he said. “If you count the illegal votes, they can try to steal the election from us.” Trump then further bent reality in suggesting that election officials counting ballots in Pennsylvania – a state in which he is currently trailing Joe Biden in the polls by a low margin – are up to no good.

They don’t want anybody watching them as they count the ballots, and I can’t imagine why,” he said.

Turning his attention to the GOP, Colbert said it’s in their “best interest” to “get off the Trump train.”

“You only survived this up until now because a lot of voters didn’t want to believe everything that was obvious to so many of us: that Donald Trump is a fascist,” the host added. “And when it comes to democracy versus fascism, there are not fine people on both sides.

So you need to choose: Donald Trump or the American people?”

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~SOURCE~

http://www.ew.com

~~Published November 3, 2020~~

We all knew Donald Trump would do this, that he would refuse to show dignity in defeat. But what we didn’t expect is how much it would hurt.

Watch Stephen Colbert process his feelings in real time as he delivers a new monologue written in the wake of the President’s sad, frightening remarks in the White House briefing room

#TheLateShow #StephenColbert #EmotionalStatement #OPeningMonologue #AllSanePeopleInAmerica #CollectiveThoughts #ChokedUp #RefuseToShowDignity #HesDefeated #VotedOut #PopularVote #ElectoralCollege #VictoryLooms #ConspiraiesLies #Falshood #PlainEvil #DestructiveToDemocracy #VeryDangerous #FrighteningRemarks #WhiteHouse #BriefingRoom

#WeAllAreOne #ItIsWhatItIs #DrRex #HortyRex #hrexachwordpresss

Cheated By Democracy


Says he’s not conceding!! Did anyone expect any different?#ObeseTurtle … Sore, impeached LOSER!!

claytoonz

cjones11092020

A lot of American Venezuelans voted for Donald Trump because they don’t want America to become like Venezuela, you know…where the leader refused to step down and recognize a fair election.

Sorry for the short blog. I woke to a surprise assignment today.

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