Wishful dreaming … “Trump actually wants his defense to center around the lie that the election was stolen from him. But reality has set in for me. Donald Trump will not testify. Rudy and Sidney will not be his lawyers.”
When I heard the Democrats invited Donald Trump to testify at his senate trial for his impeachment, I was giddy with low expectations.
As a cartoonist, I could just imagine how much material Donald Trump would give me bringing his lies and conspiracy theories to a trial in the United States Senate. Can you imagine him sitting in the chamber talking about how the election was stolen from him by illegal voting machines? Can you imagine him talking about voting machines controlled by the Clintons, Hugo Chavez, and globalists (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) swapped votes from him to Biden? Can you imagine him sitting there claiming he won states he lost?
The only thing that could possibly get me more excited would be if his defense lawyers were Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell. And if Rudy’s hair started running down his face while he was farting, I would probably lose…
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