Thoughts for today, #473 …. “Jeff: International Relations with that Country …. “!!


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~~March 3, 2017~~ 

I DID NOT HAVE RELATIONS

This takes me back in time to another era.

I’m sure it will also take many of you back.

I will leave you it at that!

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Thoughts for today, #433 …. “Not a thing has been found …. not trustworthy …. yet she still wants to serve …. Go figure”!!


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~~November 2, 2016~~ 

THINK ABOUT IT

And don’t tell me that the system is rigged in her favor.

She’s been serving for more than 30 years.

She hasn’t fixed anything in that time?

That’s the donald’s statement.

She can’t work alone.

And she has plenty done!

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Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is an American politician and the Democratic Party nominee for President of the United States in the 2016 election.

She served as the 67th United States Secretary of State from 2009 to 2013, the junior United States Senator representing New York from 2001 to 2009, First Lady of the United States during the presidency of her husband Bill Clinton from 1993 to 2001, and First Lady of Arkansas during his governorship from 1979 to 1981 and again from 1983 to 1992.

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To start the day …. “Celebrity Family Feud: Political Edition – SNL Premiere …. “!!


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~~October 3, 2016~~ 

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PREMIERE

It’s the 42nd Season for SNL

There were two skits which I really enjoyed.

Before time continues on its way and this skit is forgotten, I would like to share with you ‘Celebrity Family Feud: Political Edition’.

I found it to be hilarious!

What’s better in life than good, clean, healthy fun?

Laughter is the best medicine!

We need as much as we can to be able to survive the coming weeks before the November election.

I hope you enjoy it!

HortyRex©

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Saturday Night Live couldn’t get enough of the presidential election in its season premiere this week. After a solid cold open sketch parodying the first debate, the show presented a political version of Family Feud that pitted Team Trump against Team Clinton.

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If anyone knows the owner of any, please advise and it will be corrected immediately.

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~~Celebrity Family Feud: Political Edition~~

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~~Published on Oct 2, 2016~~

Kellyanne Conway (Kate McKinnon), Ivanka Trump (Margot Robbie), Gov. Chris Christie (Bobby Moynihan) and Vladimir Putin (Beck Bennett) take on Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond), Sarah Silverman (Melissa Villaseñor), Lin-Manuel Miranda (Cecily Strong) and Sen. Bernie Sanders (Larry David).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? …. “Unlikely but interesting answers”!!


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~~August 17, 2015~~ 

SO, WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road?” is a common riddle joke. The answer or punch line is: “To get to the other side.”

The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. “Why did the chicken cross the road?” has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

“As it appears in … full read/full credit’

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SARAH PALIN

The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA

Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

JOHN McCAIN

My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON

What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH

We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY

Where’s my gun?

BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE

I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON

Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL

The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

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~~GALLERY~~

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OPRAH

Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE

That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART

No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR. SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA

In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS

Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES

I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS

Did I miss one?

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