~~July 15, 2017~~
KEEBLER ELF IN TROUBLE
Jeff Sessions as the Keebler Elf’s Evil Doppelganger
“Jefferson is family, but we cannot sit idly by as his past comes back to haunt us all and put the business in jeopardy,” Ernest “Ernie” J. Keebler said in front of the Hollow Tree Factory, where all Keebler cookies are baked in the deliciously mysterious and magical elfin way.
“We didn’t say anything when he would lecture about voter registration with cryptic racial undertones or voice how uncomfortable our rainbow cookies made him because no elf could stripe the Fudge Stripes better than him, but we simply can no longer hold our tongues.”
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http://www.robotbutt.com/2017/03/06/keebler-elves-denounce-second-cousin-jeff-sessions/
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