Borowitz Report …. “🤔 Rudy Giuliani …. New Job: White House Doctor 🤔 …. “!!

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Thoughts for Today, #520 …. “🤨 HE may Want One …. This is SO Very Fitting 🤨 …. “!!


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~18 House Republicans nominate Trump for Nobel Peace Prize~

In a letter sent Wednesday, May 2, to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, the lawmakers tapped Trump for the highly coveted prize for his efforts to denuclearize the Korean Peninsula and end the 68-year-old war between North and South Korea.

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Keep in mind, this nomination came from the House Republicans.

These are the ‘people’ who released the unilateral report clearing the ‘Orange Turd’ of all wrongdoing in the Russia probe.

I strongly believe they have their heads buried in the sand, are so dirty themselves and have inserted the whole Republican machine up the ‘so-called’ President’s colon.

HortyRex©

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#ThoughtsForToday #519 #NobelPeacePrize #HouseRepublicans #Eighteen #NorwegianNobelCommittee #HighlyCovetedPrize #Denuclearize #KoreanPeninsula #NorthKorea #SouthKorea #Unworthy #Joke #PissPrize

#WeAllAreOne #ItIsWhatItIs #DrRex #HortyRex #hrexachwordpress

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Thoughts for today, #486 …. “My sentiments exactly …. Please, just go away …. Pin-Up Girl …. “!!


Ivank

~~May 6, 2017~~ 

JUST GO AWAY

I am a woman; a happy, retired physician who had a fulfilling career in a field usually dominated by men.

I am a woman who worked.

There’s nothing in you that represents me or any other woman like me.

In my humble opinion, you are one of the many empty, fake and irrelevant Trumps who have weaseled your way into the most sacred corner of this nation.

You and your ilk have no right to inhabit the White House, the peoples’ house.

Your views, your feelings, your thoughts and your opinions which may have been expressed in your book, have no meaning or  bearings in the lives of women who work.

‘Women Who Work: Rewriting the Rules for Success.’

Please, just go away!

HortyRex©

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~~GRAPHIC SOURCE~~ 

Facebook Timeline

DISCLAIMER

I do not own this image.

No intention of taking credit.

If anyone knows the owner of any, please advise and it will be corrected immediately.

HortyRex©

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#ThoughtsForToday #486 #AwesomeGraphics #AwesomeGraphic #AwesomeMeme #IvankaTrump #MySentimentsExactly #Please #JustGoAway #PinUpGirl #WomenWhoWork #RewritingRulesForSuccess #ShutUp #DontLikeYou #DontCare #WhatYouThink #WhatYouHaveToSay

#WeAllAreOne #ItIsWhatItIs #DrRex #HortyRex #hrexachwordpress

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We ALL are ONE!! 

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IOTD …. Image of the day, #641 …. “April Fools’ Day …. the Jester in the Oval Office …. “!!


April1

~~April 1, 2017~~ 

THE JOKE IS ON THE COUNTRY

This is no joke, folks!

He made it into the Oval Office.

One year ago, this was unheard of.

Guess the joke is on America … and the world!

HortyRex©

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April Fools’ Day (sometimes called All Fools’ Day) is celebrated every year on April 1 by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes.

The jokes and their victims are called April fools.

People playing April Fool jokes expose their prank by shouting April Fool. Some newspapers, magazines, and other published media report fake stories, which are usually explained the next day or below the news section in small letters. Although popular since the 19th century, the day is not a public holiday in any country.

~Wikipedia~

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~~GRAPHIC SOURCE~~ 

Andy Marlette, Cartoonist

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008504012338

DISCLAIMER

I do not own these images.

No intention of taking credit.

If anyone knows the owner of any, please advise and it will be corrected immediately.

HortyRex©

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He lives and works in Pensacola, FL

Born and raised by underpaid public school teachers in Sanford, Fla., Andy Marlette graduated from the University of Florida and became staff editorial cartoonist at the Pensacola News Journal in 2007.

Andy’s editorial cartoons have become both hated and adored by daily readers. His work has been awarded by the Florida Society of Newspaper Editors for best editorial cartoons on state issues.

Andy Marlette, Cartoonist, Twitter Feed

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#IOTD #ImageOfTheDay #641 #DearBloggerFriend #HerOwnWords #Concept #Serious #Amazing #Awesome #AwesomeCartoon #AprilFoolsDay #AndyMarlette #PensacolaFL #EditorialCartoonist #PensacolaNewsJournal #JokeIsOnTheCountry #NoJokeFolks #MadeIt #OvalOffice #JokeIsOnAmerica #JokeIsOnTheWorld

#WeAllAreOne #ItIsWhatItIs #DrRex #HortyRex #hrexach

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We ALL are ONE!! 

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Donald Drumpf’s Speeches …. “As An Early 2000’s Emo Song …. ‘You’re Mean’ …. “!!


EmoT

~~March 28, 2017~~ 

EMO SONG

Someone Made Donald Trump’s Speeches Into An Early 2000’s Emo Song

Who knew Drumpf’s speeches were so similar to the emo songs of the early 2000’s?
Super Deluxe did. And they seem to have gone back in time to find the perfect emo singer to bring the whole thing to life.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com

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Sorry, I can’t help myself.

I found this video yesterday.

It’s pretty cool.

Humor is the only thing that helps me live through this nightmare.

‘When you don’t earn respect, you earn disdain, scorn and mockery.”

HortyRex©

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~~GRAPHIC SOURCE~~ 

Google Images

DISCLAIMER

I do not own these images.

No intention of taking credit.

If anyone knows the owner of any, please advise and it will be corrected immediately.

HortyRex©

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Trump attends Women in Healthcare panel at the White House in Washington

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#Concept #Serious #Joke #Unprepared #Unfit #Unqualified #SoCalledPresident #DrumpfsSpeeches #Early2000 #EmoSong  #Humor #OnlyThingThatHelps #LiveThroughNightmare #DontEarnRespect #EarnDisdain #Scorn #Mockery #HuffingtonPost

#WeAllAreOne #ItIsWhatItIs #DrRex #HortyRex #hrexach

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~~Donald Trump’s Speeches As An Early 2000’s Emo Song~~

~~Published on Mar 26, 2017~~

We thought Drumpf’s tweets were as sad as it gets, until we turned his speeches into an early 2000’s emo song.

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We ALL are ONE!! 

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IOTD …. Image of the Day …. Special Edition …. “Drumpf likes trucks …. “!!


DTTRcuk

~~March 27, 2017~~ 

DRUMPF LOVES TRUCKS

Drumpf climbed into a big rig driver’s seat, but the Internet was at the wheel Thursday, March 23.

Seeking support for the House Republican health-care legislation, Drumpf invited members of the American Trucking Association to the White House on Thursday.

“As he greeted them, two large trucks were parked in front of the White House,” The Washington Post’s John Wagner reported.

“After shaking hands of ATA members positioned in front of the trucks, the president hopped into the rig of one of the 18-wheelers and tooted the horn a couple of times, then closed the door and waved to the news media through the window.”

In the photos, he appeared to be having the time of his life.

“As it appears in … full read/full credit”

CHECK PHOTOS HERE

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/03/24/find-you-someone-who-loves-you-as-much-as-trump-loves-sitting-in-that-truck/?utm_term=.e4b123dd559b

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~~GRAPHIC SOURCE~~ 

Martin

DISCLAIMER

I do not own this image. My friend Martin does.

No intention of taking credit.

HortyRex©

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#IOTD #ImageOfTheDay #SpecialEdition #DearBloggerFriend #HerOwnWords #Concept #Serious #Joke #Unprepared #Unfit #Unqualified #SoCalledPresident #18Wheelers #TootedHorn #DrumpfLovesTrucks #AmericanTruckingAssociation #WhiteHouse #Martin

#WeAllAreOne #ItIsWhatItIs #DrRex #HortyRex #hrexach

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We ALL are ONE!! 

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IOTD …. Image of the day, #631 …. “ORANGE: insulting to the Dutch …. OK: let me use PEACH …. “!!


orance

~~February 22, 2017~~ 

NOW I KNOW

Despite their flag being composed of red, white and blue, the Dutch wear orange because it’s the color of the Dutch Royal Family.

The current Dutch dynasty is the House of Oranje-Nassau, which has a lineage that dates back to Willem van Oranje, whose name translates to William of Orange.

~Wikipedia~

My friend Martin improved this meme.

Now I understand. I’m completely OK with the use the the word ‘impeach’!

HortyRex©

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~~GRAPHIC SOURCE~~ 

Amazing meme by The Other 98%

https://www.facebook.com/TheOther98/

Improved by my dear friend Martin

(He’s Dutch. He states that using the word ‘orange’ is insulting to his people).

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#IOTD #ImageOfTheDay #631 #DearBloggerFriend #HerOwnWords #Concept #Serious #Amazing #AwesomeMeme #Orange #InsultingToTheDutch  #LetMeUsePeach #DutchWearOrange #DutchRoyalFamily #CurrentDutchDynasty #HouseOfOranjeNassau, #LineageDatesBack #WillemVanOranje #NameTranslates #WilliamOfOrange #Wikipedia

#WeAllAreOne #ItIsWhatItIs #DrRex #HortyRex #hrexach

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We ALL are ONE!! 

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