To start the day …. “John Oliver to Trump: There’s a third Option …. “!!


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~~August 22, 2016~~ 

JUST DO IT 

I’ve been telling myself “don’t waste your time posting about this “orange man”.

Yet, it’s almost like watching an accident and I can’t take my eyes of it.

There are less than 90 days to the national elections and I’m kinda worried about the turn that Trump’s campaign is taking.

At least, I find some consolation in the polls that are out there.

Still, nothing is set in stone until the day after the election!

Here’s some sardonic humor from John Oliver suggestion to the GOP presidential candidate what he should do at this time.

If only …

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John Oliver to Trump: ‘Drop Out’ Now and ‘You Would Be a Legend’

MATT WILSTEIN

08/22/16

The Last Week Tonight host could not leave the HBO airwaves for a month-long hiatus before at least touching on the “racist voodoo doll made of discarded cat hair” also known as Donald Trump.
The host apologized for talking about the GOP candidate so much recently, but after a week that saw Trump continue to drop in the polls, lose his campaign chair Paul Manafort, and begin to take advice from “sexually rapacious hard-boiled egg” Roger Ailes, he predicted this might represent a “fork in the road” for his campaign.

“He’s either hitting bottom, from which he’ll rebound to victory, or it’s the beginning of the end.”

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As Oliver sees it, Trump has two options. The first would be a “humiliating” and “off-brand” loss to Hillary Clinton, and the second would be a complete “reset” that allows him to turn things around and win.

So with that in mind, Oliver spoke directly to Trump for the rest of his episode.

(At the time of this writing, Kellyanne Conway and Stephen K. Bannon have become part of Trump’s campaign in an attempt to bring back the campaign on track.)

THERE’S A THIRD OPTION!!

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~~John Oliver Asks Donald Trump To “DROP OUT”~~

Last Week Tonight

~~Published on Aug 21, 2016~~

The Kid who ran for president

The HBO host shared a 1996 young adult book called, “The Kid Who Ran For President,” featuring a 12-year-old — who sounds eerily like Trump when he speaks — who becomes president of the United States, only to step down because he’s not qualified.

According to Oliver, Trump was welcome to come on his show and use the conclusion of the book to end his campaign by using the 12-year-old protagonist’s resignation speech — which would sound natural coming from Trump, who once said “I have all the best words”.

In his speech Trump would say:

“I have a question for all the grown-ups of America. Are you out of your minds? Are you expecting me to enforce the Constitution? I never even read it. I was out of school that day.”

“America must be in pretty bad shape if you elected me president,” Trump would continue. ” You better get it together and find some qualified people to run this country, or we’ll all be in big trouble!”

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To start the day …. “’They Love Me’ Music Video – The Daily Show … “!!


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~~April 29, 2016~~ 

BLACK TRUMP

Here I am at it again.

I tell myself that I won’t dedicate any more time to this “man” in my spot.

Yet, he seems poised to get that nomination and his people have spoken.

The reason I’m posting about this is because The Daily Show created a skit with lyrics pulled verbatim from actual Donald Trump quotes.

Can’t pass it up!

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‘The Daily Show’ Premieres Rap Video Using Only Donald Trump Quotes

By Matt Wilstein

Donald Trump desperately wants Americans to believe he is capable of acting “presidential,” but as The Daily Show demonstrated Thursday night, April 28, his natural demeanor more resembles a hip-hop star.

“Trump doesn’t belong in the White House. Donald Trump belongs in a rap video,” correspondent Roy Wood Jr. told host Trevor Noah.

“Everything Trump says is straight out of a rapper’s play book.

He brags about his money, he’s disrespectful to women, and there’s always fights at his concerts.
“You could make an entire rap song with just Donald Trump quotes,” Wood proposed. “All you need is a dope beat.”

To prove his point, Wood reprised his role as “Black Trump” in an elaborate music video called “They Love Me,” featuring only words that have been uttered by the candidate, complete with dates for reference.

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In this context, lines like “Careful Lyin’ Ted I’ll spill the beans on your woman” and “I have black guys counting my money” suddenly made so much more sense.

The full lyrics, with detailed annotations, are already up on Genius.com.

http://genius.com/Black-trump-they-love-me-lyrics

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~~”They Love Me” Music Video~~

The Daily Show 

Black Trump featuring Jordan Klepper

~~Published on Apr 28, 2016~~

Black Trump drops a new track with lyrics pulled verbatim from actual Donald Trump quotes.

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Donald Trump Thinks …. ‘First Is the Worst, Second Is the Best’!!


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~~February 4, 2016~~ 

SECOND PLACE IS BEST

Trump Actually Won Iowa Because ‘First Is The Worst, Second Is The Best’

Matt Wilstein

Jimmy Fallon’s Donald Trump returns to The Tonight Show to justify his failure in Iowa.
The real Donald Trump may have been uncharacteristically gracious in his Iowa concession speech this week, but when Jimmy Fallon brought back his impression of the candidate last night he was emphasizing the benefits of a second place finish.

“The people of Iowa have wisely named me the winner and champion of second place,” he said, using the old childhood saying, “First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest,” to explain away his loss.
In Trump’s estimation, “two is bigger than one” and “one plus one is two” so, basically, he “won twice.”
“From now on, when you think of Donald Trump, I want you to think ‘huge number two,’” he said.

Easy joke? Sure.

But what else is new for the man who is still expected to win in New Hampshire?

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I love this guy!

No, not the “donald”. No not this guy, the other one. I love Jimmy. He’s so funny, talented and irreverent.

His comedy skits, his lip sync battles, his humor, his satire … all beyond compare.

Simply genius!

The current political environment is beyond perfect.

I hope you enjoy this example.

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~”First Is the Worst, Second Is the Best”~

Jimmy Fallon

~Published on Feb 3, 2016~

Trump addresses his second-place finish in the Iowa Caucus.

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